You as usual roll into work everyday on time. You park a little closer to the wall everyday so that the person who parks next to you can have a little more room to get out on. You hit the elevator button and ride yourself up to your floor. Here you put down your bag or suitcase in your less than generously spaced cubicle. You spend all day hard at work counting number coming up with new ideas for the company etc. When lunch time finally arrives you keep working only to grab a quick bite to eat at the end. You're halfway through eating your sandwhich when the bloody 'executive assistant' comes up to comlplaing how you are working over your lunchtime. You look at them and try to avoid a fight as you simply can't be bothered by their stupidity. But no they continue to complain how you are always slacking of and never do any work.. ARE THEY BLIND CAN'T THEY SEE YOU HAVE BEEN BRAKING YOUR BACK ALL DAY??? NNoo .. Okay so you need to live with a couple of @#$$!@#% in your life but thats fine. Finally work is over and you pick up your bag and head for the elevator when the bloody janitor swarms right infront of you with his spew filled bucket. He gives you a look and then grunts how you should "Watch were you're going!". YOU MOVE YOUR SPEW BUCKET OUT OF THE WAY IM WALKING HERE!! You hit the elevator button and step in only to have the no good secreatary waiting for you on her way down. During the whole trip she blabs on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how some insignificant forms you haven't filled out. Then she persues to lecture you about how the company can only work if every employee do what they're meant to and if you slack off there will be no mercy. Finally the elevator hits the lobby and you head for the parking. You get to your car when you realise there is a huge scratch down the side of it. WASN't THERE ENOUGH SPACE TO PROPERLY GET OUT OF THE ALMOST 2 METER WIDE SPACE!! HOW MUCH ROOM DO YOU NEEED!! FOR GOT SAKES MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE THERE OWN GARAGE SO THAT THEY CAN SCRATCH THE WALLS AS THEY WIGGLE THEIR WAY TO THE EXITS LIKE DRUNKEN DRIVERS!! HOW ON EARTH DID THEY GET A LICENCE WHEN THEY CANT MAKE A SIMPLE TURN!! You furiously get into your car and drive to the exit only to realise the boomgate want open!! YOU get UP and you try to OPEN IT by force!! OBviously Nobody has oiled it for the past YEAR!! YOu KICK IT WITH YOUR foot and it finally swings open when the lazy guard twaddles to you and says you're vandalising and that you should stop or you will be reported!! How many CHAIRs HAS HE bROKEN JUST BY EATING THOSE DONUTS 30 hours A DAY!! But it doesnt stop there.. no no no.. You get back in the morning your usual way before starting time and of course again you park with more than enough space for the other person to get out of their car when they park. This time however you tape some foam to your car just incase!! You reach the lobby only to see the 'hard working secretary' CHEWING GUM AND THEN PROCEEDING TO STICK IT ON THE NEAREST LAMP WHILE THERE ARE AT LEAST 25 CALLS RINGING FURIOUSLY WAITING FOR HER LAZY ASS TO ANSWER THEM!! Nope doesn't stop there.. You reach your level.. no greeting but oh look its that @$%^^@ that parks next to you.. he comes up and complains how you didn't leave him enough space how he couldn't swing his car out and that your cars mirror SCRATHCED THE TIP OF HIS HEADLIGHTS?!?!?!?!!?!?!? WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU NEED HEADLIGHTS FOR IF YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC THAT YOU CANT EVEN SWING OUT WITH ALL THE ROOM IN THE WORLD TO THE SIDE OF YOUR CAR!! What the @#$% IS THE POINT!! EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE THE BLOODY EXPERT ON DOING EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING YET THEY CANT SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT AT ALL! MEanwhile the 'EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT' just dumps all his paper work on to your table and says.. " I see you have alot of freem time." FREE-TIME? IS TAKING A MOMENT TO HYPERVENTILATE FROM YOUR INCOMPETENCE FREE-TIME!? Should I MAYBE SIGN-OUT for my day off of free-TIME OF HAVING 5 seconds to listen to someone elses complaints!! ALL YOU BASTARDS SHOULD BE FIRED !! IF ANYONE DOES ANY WORK ITS ME! Get a BLoody Move on and do something in your life for crying out loud!! Slacking around the office putting my name on all the misfits you PEOPLE ARE UP TO AND AREN'T BOTHERED DOING ANY WORK!!

GET YOUR ACT IN GEAR AND YOUR ASS DE-ROOTED FROM YOUR CHAIR!!