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Sending crap through the mail

There are certain services that literally crap into a box and send it off to anyone in the world for less then $50. I'm sorry but I think this is SICK! Imagine being the owner of these services. "So w...

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Phony Diets

Look, I have had enough. Are you over eight and have tried all the diets out there? well all I have to say is don't. Have you ever heard of losing weight by not eating bread or meat. Or how about star...

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UGG boots

Let me get this perfectly clear: I HATE UGG BOOTS! I hate eveything about them. They Are ugly beyond site, they get that vomitous brown grit in its wool, and quite frankly I hate the way they sound wh...

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Circumcision

This is for all you sick puppies out there. This is for those people who think taking things off makes your thing bigger. I am going to be the first one to say THIS IS WRONG.
What on earth poss...

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Neighbours Ok, I am fed up with all of it. I am just going to go out and say it: I HATE NEIGHBOURS. For Example, both my neighbours have houses, and each side of them are newly renovated. But they have not touch...

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Ringtones

This really pisses me off. Do you know those crappy ringtones that are on the ads on TV. Things like that Gay frog, that stupid singing bird or some other animal pulling inappropriate gestures, with s...

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Supermarket Lines

I'm not saying that I hate supermarkets. don't get me wrong, I love them. The cheap food, the quantity of it and all the tins of food, just waiting to be picked.. But I hate the lines. You are standin...

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Annoying little Kids in Public Plac...

I'm walking along the path next to the shops. its a bright sunshining day and my attitude is supirior to anyone else. Them this little shit of a kid comes running from behind you and with agility doge...

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Dog Crap

Ok, let me paint a picture for you. You are walking happily along a path minding your own business, when you feel something on your shoe, and you hear the chillingly familiar "SPLAT!". You think "oh n...

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The Computer Illiterate

I'm standing in the library looking for a book on the online catalog, when a lady comes up with me to ask how the computer next to me was doing, and how to start it. I think, fair enough, and when I t...

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Disgusting Web browsing

Oh, yes you know the feeling, you are browsing for something that you are working on. Perhaps it is the history of doors, or maybe you are just looking for how photosynthesis works, when you type your...

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Public Toilets

Look, I have had it! The other day I wanted to go to the toilet, but I knew the only one was the old beaten up one. I held my breath and entered, and the most horrible thing was there. The entire bott...

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Magazine numbers When you are reading through a magazine, you naturally go to the contents to try and find it. You roll through the pages looking down at the bottom for the page numbers.. 19.. 23.. 45.. 65.. WHERE IS ...

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Discount Store Products

I was recently browsing in a discount store and came across these weird products that obviously were made and distributed by the discount variety store chain. But honestly. What the hell do we need a...

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Dodgy Labelling The other day i was shopping, when I came to the chip section. I looked at the vast amounts of chips and thought that the "Chicken" chips looked good. There was also a large star on it saying "With Re...

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Table Manners

You are sitting at the table when the most awful thing happens. No it isn't the hair in the food, its that person at the end of the table complaining about the way you eat.
Not that you have any...

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Old People Trying to be cool

You see all these old people walking on the streets, with a skip in their step wearing their new ipod and a matching tracksuit. But come on..
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT? Why ar...

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Ice Skates

Is it just me.. or is the entire act of renting out ice skates, or skies at that matter, disgusting? No, think about it. At the moment, you put your foot in the germ infested boot, you are pretty much...

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BBQ flavoured savoury snacks

No, seriously, what the hell is this all about. What the hell is "Barbecue flavour" is it some sort of composition of grime, grease and steel grates? You see it everywhere. "BBQ flavored Chips" "BBQ f...

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Holidays As you sit down on the dirty couch after a week of holidays, perhaps its leave, or maybe school holidays, or the Christmas break, you can help feel bored, and very lazy. As you gleefully rub the newly...

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Advertising programs

As someone who creates websites, I know a phony advertising program when I see one. And let me tell you the world is a better place without them. First they clog up you screen with thousands of popups...

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Slang

I hate it. I hate slang. I don't see the point of slang in normal language. Slang is lame. Shortening words and giving them extra meanings in sentance which really make no sense whatsoever is stupid. ...

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Spam

Why is it that all spam is Porn? What is it with the sellers of Naked that makes people want to send millions even billions of emails to people who frankly has had enough porn into their inbox for a l...

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Teachers

Take one look at this title and I bet you are thinking, oh, no another stupid kid pissed off at its teacher again. You may be right, but I got a bone to pick at you so called "teachers".

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Smart Asses

Put your stupid ego elsewhere and not in my face you dickheads! I hate your whiny voice, your stupid comments and your massive ego.
I'm looking at your, smart asses, you the people that always t...

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Control Freaks

Before I start, I have to say that I loathe control freaks, especially those who think they have power, when they have none at all. Let me explain; There are people in this world who just have to have...

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